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Since Tuesday is the first day for a while that we'll be having some nice weather (snow on Mother's day...grrrr!), I'll most certainly be spending every waking moment messing about outside. So, enjoy the Tuesday Chuckle a few days early!
A New Garden Infestation:
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Why is this a chuckle post? Because all you Southerners get a chance to point and laugh. Yeep, that'd be the white crap falling in my yard today.
Urrghh!
Suppose to be 80F by Sunday. I don't believe 'em.
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Got ten minutes for some tomfoolery?
Go ahead, try this Garden Puzzle.
It's another time waster - have fun!
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Today's Chuckle is a total time waster and completely silly, but good fun.
Click HERE. Be careful, don't break her.
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A man walks into a flower shop "I'd like some flowers please."
"Certainly, Sir. What did you have in mind?"
He shrugs "Well I'm not sure, I uh, I uh, I uh..."
"Perhaps I could help. What exactly have you done?"
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Time for the Tuesday Chuckle:
Two older ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.
One leaned over and said, "Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $5.00 I'd take my clothes off right now and streak through that stupid flower show!"
"You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill.
As fast as she could, the first little old lady fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked through the front door of the flower show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause. The naked lady burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd.
"What happened?" asked her waiting friend.
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The Tuesday Chuckle-
Some children were asked to draw pictures of their parents at work . . .
No, she's not a pole dancer.
This was a picture drawn of Mom working at the local Home Depot selling shovels.
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Happy (shovel acquiring) growing!
Psstttt - have you answered the seed poll yet?
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